top 10 complaints dogs have with humans

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 11:35:48

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

Post 2 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 13:14:54

hahahahahahahahaha! And if they could say all that, they probably would!

Post 3 by Preciosa (The precious one and her littledog too.) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 6:25:17

lol, love it!

Post 4 by Preciosa (The precious one and her littledog too.) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 6:27:03

lol, love it!

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 09-Apr-2006 21:12:04

i could see my dog saying all that already!